Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Gloomy Hump Day...

...unless I can turn this shit around and make it Hump Night!

There was a 7.0 earthquake in Haiti last night. Thousands are expected to be dead with all the buildings collapsing shown on the news. Tina wanted to get dinner but I was playing tennis with Sarah.

I fucked up, because I took one half a tab in the morning, around 10am, then another half at 5pm. I wanted to play another hour with Sarah but she wanted to get coffee and talk. Shit! What a waste of a half of a tab!!!

I think Sarah wants to fuck me. I want to fuck her too, but I imagine this wouldn't be all good with her boyfriend Blake. I've never met the guy but I imagine a guy like the first round draft pick in the NBA who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers. Well, I think I should continue to play tennis with her, and one of these days she'll invite me back to her pad for some foreplay then some bucking. Until then, we need to improve so we can win at mixed doubles.

Tina wants to fuck me too but the timing isn't there. First she says that she wants to be friends. I said "Ok." But last Thursday I might have confused things by kissing her on the lips upon her arrival and her departure. We can be friends, we can be boyfriend/girlfriend, we can be enemies for all I care. Let's just fuck already bitch!!!

I couldn't sleep last night...maybe because my prospects were bullshitting yesterday, I played tennis, and worked out at the gym on the late night. Oh yeah, and maybe I wanted to fuck. And the 1/2 tab at 5pm didn't help. So I didn't crash out until I decided to rub one out at 1am (pretty late for me, because I like to get up around 7am.) Today I got out of bed at 9:30am.

It's gloomy outside. It rained from like 4am until about 8am. Where's the sun dammit? This is making me wanna take a whole tab! LOL!!!

Alrighty then. I gotta make it great day. I'm gonna start calling on some March renewing groups because I think the window for February groups is closed.

Thank you God for a great month!

And thank you Lord for the pharmaceutical companies that manufacture amphetamines, and our leaders who allow them to be taxed and therefore legal...

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Closer

Everyone has a nickname. Shaquille O'Neal is known as Diesel, LeBron James is known as King James. Call me the Closer.

With the help of uppers, last week I was able to close around 50 new members. Damn!?!?!?!?!?! If I keep it up, I should end the year with 600 new members.

I put the Korean chick on blast. If we ain't buckin, then we can't be friends. Period.

Gonna play tennis tonight with Sarah. Gonna kick her ass! She talks too much shit. And plus I feel like I'm preparing her for when we play mixed doubles. We are gonna win the championship match, then she'll forget about her boyfriend for about 5 minutes, and in that 5 minutes I'm gonna tap that ass!!! Then pull up my pants real quick and pretend like nothing happened!

I'm trying to limit my intake to 1/2 to 1 or 1 1/2. I don't like the sweaty armpits (and body odor), the accelerated pulse, and the loss in appetite.

I figure:

1/2 tab of amphetamine salt + a cup of coffee = I'm good to go let's make this a great day!

That's it...just wanted to check in with ya'll.

So far, it's been a great year...

Monday, January 4, 2010

Feliz Ano Nuevo!

2010 is here!

I got me a 2 month supply of Aderral!

I'm ready to close some deals!

I was in Las Vegas for NYE and it was great. Went to MGM to watch fireworks with my family at my cousin's condo unit. Then dropped off the folks and sis and went out with my cousin. Hit up Seamless and Drais. It was fun...especially because I was drunk and cracked out on amphetamines...I must have taken 2 1/2 or 3 tabs that day.

Saw Avatar. Great concept, well written. Made me realize that I need to start helping myself so I can help others.

My sister and bro-in-law and their kids are living it up. They are awesome! I miss them.

My parents celebrated their 36th anniversary year. Wow, that's big time to be with each other for that long! I hope I can find a woman to do that with...I have 8 years and 5 months to do so.

It was a great New Year. I haven't talked to Tina since Friday night. Fuck her. I don't need her. She needs me. What I need to do is get more bitches on the team.

Quality ones.

I need to close some deals too...check out my NY resolutions:

240 new members by end of 2010.
Weigh 157 with 5% body fat.
Have a TV pilot by year's end.

Let's do this shit! The time is NOW.

Happy New Year muthafuckers!!! Time for me to pop a tab...