Saturday, September 25, 2010

Goodbye Q3 2010. Hello Q4 2010!

Wow. This year is flying by. I'm still paycheck to paycheck but I'm surviving month to month. And I'm still able to go to Vegas frequently, I'm playing more golf and tennis, and working out. I've slimmed down to 135 lbs. Everyone says I gotta eat more and gain weight. I tell these people that they gotta eat less and lose weight. Actually I do need to get on some protein supplements I want to be a bulky 145 with a six pack. Guns.

I'm in NYC bullshitting with homegirl. I just met her family and had dinner at her house. Her parents and brother are really nice people. I feel guilty for wanting to buck and chuck. Her daughter is now 6 months old and I think she likes me. InstaFam!

She's really pretty though. And I really respect and like her. Now I'm having doubts. Why the fuck am I here, laying in a futon at a vacation rental (a guest bedroom of some dude's apartment and the fucker better give me my $250 deposit back when I leave!

I hate being alone but commitment to a woman with a child is too much. So we'll see if we can be friends with benefits. I know what I want, and I'm hoping she wants the same.

I guess we'll see. I was going to kiss her goodnight but the fucking apartment owner was holding the front door open watching. Dammit!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

June Gloom 2010

Happy birthday to me. I'm not 32 years old. I'm 32 fucking years old. I should be fucking 32 year olds. But I'm not. And I'm broke as a joke. Where's my check goddammit!

Wow. The first two quarters of 2010 came and went. Too fast. Too furious. I thought I could supplement my income with some sports betting, playing blackjack, and the lottery. Bad ideas. They fucked me. With all my losses and overdraft fees I'm out $7000. Fuck! On my birthday I was on a game show for my chance to win $25,000...I didn't win shit.

So I'm sick of gambling and relying on games of chance and luck. I need some way to make cash. I thought of selling eggrolls on Hollywood Blvd on a push cart. I found out I need a trailor with a sink and refrigeration system. That shit's gonna cost $5000. Plus all the fees, permits, etc I'm looking at another $1000 or so. I sure could have used that $7000 I donkeyed away...FUCK!!!

My girlfriend who lives in New York visited last month. Well fake girlfriend. I have only hung out with her when I first met her. But we've been texting almost everyday for a year straight. She has a two month baby that I never knew about. Yay. Fuck my life!

Everyone is fucking and getting paid but me. So it's time to change up my game plan, get my shit right, and come back from being down. If the Lakers can be down 3-2 and tie shit up to can I!!!

Thursday, April 8, 2010


Acronym for "What you doing?"

Shit! Where has the time gone???

What HAVE I been up to?!?!?!?!?

January came and went. Febuary went to the Philippines for 14 days. Loved it. It was great seeing my family and friends. And making new ones :)

I went to this highly recommended massage/all-in spot in Makati. Fell in love with number 56. Goddammn too bad she's a whore. Otherwise I would have introduced her to my parents and would have asked her to marry a ninja!

Beginning of March went to snowboard in Park City. Had a blast! I got better at snowboarding. Must be the amphetamine salts. No but really, the snow, the small town feel, the big fucking mansion we stayed at for free...what an escape from the hustle and bustle...

I loved it in both places.

But I love LA more.

The weather. The girls. The opportunities. The lifestyle. Can't hate on it one bit.

How am I doing? I'm doing alright. I'm broke as a joke and need another loan modification for my home mortgage, goddamn greedy blood sucking banks!!!

I have 1/4 tab left and 2 20mg capsules my cousin traded me for.

Yay. I just donkeyed my ass off on online poker dammit.

While I was playing the Dr. on KCET saying:

Blood sugar, Protein, 6 hours of sleep, specific goals on paper, read and ask everyday is my daily activity getting me there, practice willpower.


Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Gloomy Hump Day...

...unless I can turn this shit around and make it Hump Night!

There was a 7.0 earthquake in Haiti last night. Thousands are expected to be dead with all the buildings collapsing shown on the news. Tina wanted to get dinner but I was playing tennis with Sarah.

I fucked up, because I took one half a tab in the morning, around 10am, then another half at 5pm. I wanted to play another hour with Sarah but she wanted to get coffee and talk. Shit! What a waste of a half of a tab!!!

I think Sarah wants to fuck me. I want to fuck her too, but I imagine this wouldn't be all good with her boyfriend Blake. I've never met the guy but I imagine a guy like the first round draft pick in the NBA who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers. Well, I think I should continue to play tennis with her, and one of these days she'll invite me back to her pad for some foreplay then some bucking. Until then, we need to improve so we can win at mixed doubles.

Tina wants to fuck me too but the timing isn't there. First she says that she wants to be friends. I said "Ok." But last Thursday I might have confused things by kissing her on the lips upon her arrival and her departure. We can be friends, we can be boyfriend/girlfriend, we can be enemies for all I care. Let's just fuck already bitch!!!

I couldn't sleep last night...maybe because my prospects were bullshitting yesterday, I played tennis, and worked out at the gym on the late night. Oh yeah, and maybe I wanted to fuck. And the 1/2 tab at 5pm didn't help. So I didn't crash out until I decided to rub one out at 1am (pretty late for me, because I like to get up around 7am.) Today I got out of bed at 9:30am.

It's gloomy outside. It rained from like 4am until about 8am. Where's the sun dammit? This is making me wanna take a whole tab! LOL!!!

Alrighty then. I gotta make it great day. I'm gonna start calling on some March renewing groups because I think the window for February groups is closed.

Thank you God for a great month!

And thank you Lord for the pharmaceutical companies that manufacture amphetamines, and our leaders who allow them to be taxed and therefore legal...

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Closer

Everyone has a nickname. Shaquille O'Neal is known as Diesel, LeBron James is known as King James. Call me the Closer.

With the help of uppers, last week I was able to close around 50 new members. Damn!?!?!?!?!?! If I keep it up, I should end the year with 600 new members.

I put the Korean chick on blast. If we ain't buckin, then we can't be friends. Period.

Gonna play tennis tonight with Sarah. Gonna kick her ass! She talks too much shit. And plus I feel like I'm preparing her for when we play mixed doubles. We are gonna win the championship match, then she'll forget about her boyfriend for about 5 minutes, and in that 5 minutes I'm gonna tap that ass!!! Then pull up my pants real quick and pretend like nothing happened!

I'm trying to limit my intake to 1/2 to 1 or 1 1/2. I don't like the sweaty armpits (and body odor), the accelerated pulse, and the loss in appetite.

I figure:

1/2 tab of amphetamine salt + a cup of coffee = I'm good to go let's make this a great day!

That's it...just wanted to check in with ya'll.

So far, it's been a great year...

Monday, January 4, 2010

Feliz Ano Nuevo!

2010 is here!

I got me a 2 month supply of Aderral!

I'm ready to close some deals!

I was in Las Vegas for NYE and it was great. Went to MGM to watch fireworks with my family at my cousin's condo unit. Then dropped off the folks and sis and went out with my cousin. Hit up Seamless and Drais. It was fun...especially because I was drunk and cracked out on amphetamines...I must have taken 2 1/2 or 3 tabs that day.

Saw Avatar. Great concept, well written. Made me realize that I need to start helping myself so I can help others.

My sister and bro-in-law and their kids are living it up. They are awesome! I miss them.

My parents celebrated their 36th anniversary year. Wow, that's big time to be with each other for that long! I hope I can find a woman to do that with...I have 8 years and 5 months to do so.

It was a great New Year. I haven't talked to Tina since Friday night. Fuck her. I don't need her. She needs me. What I need to do is get more bitches on the team.

Quality ones.

I need to close some deals too...check out my NY resolutions:

240 new members by end of 2010.
Weigh 157 with 5% body fat.
Have a TV pilot by year's end.

Let's do this shit! The time is NOW.

Happy New Year muthafuckers!!! Time for me to pop a tab...