Pacific Northwest trip

Portland. Vancouver. Seattle.

Green. Cold. Damn good seafood.

Not alot of hot chicks. But the ones that were...hot damn!

Portland: no standouts really. Didn't really go out...but I bet at the bars and breweries the hos come out and play.

Vancouver: OMG there was this FINE waitress at this Malaysian resto called Banana Leaf...holy shit she was a dimer. Half Chinese Half White I think Half Asian for sure. Goddammn the food was nasty but she made me give 5 stars for my Yelp review. I wanted to take her home that night. WOW! But how, she got off work late :(

Seattle: There are some hot chicks in Seattle. I'd go back for a weekend...oh yeah...

ANYWAYS I'm tired. It was 7 days of bullshitting with my parents and sister and a hell of a whole lot of driving.

I want to fucking rock out this week and weekend. I don't give a fuck!!! I just wanna fuck!!! Who got the eight ball??? Holla!!!

I guess I don't know shit...

That's why I like asking questions and being curious. That's why I try not to be too opinionated. That's why my pick for the World Series won't be the Yankees vs. Dodgers.

I visited Portland, now in Vancouver, then will be in Seattle tomorrow. I miss L.A., the antics, the traffic, the places, the people.

I am convinced that I will need money in order to live life to the fullest...or at least hang out with people with money...EUREKA! I'm going to start a VIP concierge service!

I don't know much, but I do pick the Lakers vs. Boston for 2010 NBA Finals...

Dammit Doyers...

Joe Torre is a pimp. He know's the deal. He has this series where he wants it.

A Dodger-Yankee World Series would be great for baseball. Let's go Los Angeles. Let's go New York. Let's save the United States from this bullshit recession!

I need cash. I may bet a couple of hundees on the Dodgers TO WIN...double up real quick...oh yeah...

I'd love to cupcake this bitch...

...but she lives all the way in fuckin New York. I met her back in April when she was visiting and have been texting her almost every day since. Thank you AT&T for unlimited texts. But fuck you for charging me $150 every goddammn month for the piece of shit iPhone. I'm switching to Sprint and getting the Blackberry so I can Blackberry Messenger my bitch. Not only that, I need a business phone, not a fuckin iPod Touch with a wannabe phone function.

She's cute huh? Big ol titties. And she's only like 5'4". Awesome. She ain't fat. She's just thick in the right places. It's starting to get chilly at night so she'd be great to spoon with...she's a vegeterian, and she has yet to try my cucumber...

So I called 3 of the 5 numbers I got from the party last week. Only because when I got their numbers, I didn't input their names. So I had to figure out who was who. I called the ugly one because her friend is hot, thank got she was busy so I only had to talk to her for like 5 minutes. I called another chick who I didn't know her name but she didn't pick up...but I was excited because maybe she had her name on her voicemail. Nope. Dammit. The porn star looking one I called and we talked for a little bit. She sounds ghetto on the phone. But that's okay though mang. My dick is an equal opportunity employer.

Okay, enough bullshittin'...gotta grind. Got bills that are stacking while the chips are diminishing...peace out muthafuckers!

Fuck bitches...get money...

"Money, hoes, clothes" is a nice priority list but it should be changed to "money, clothes, then hoes..."

Having capital means having freedom...to travel, to pay for services, to pay for goods.

Bitches are like leech; unless they got their own money (some do but they are not as plentiful) I shouldn't fuck with them...

Last thursday night was cool; it was a homegirl's bday party. There were some hot Latinas there...I got like 5 numbers that night...I was on a mission...

Out of the 5 I woulda fucked all 5 that night...I was a little yayed out and drunk and horny. Haven't busted in a few weeks...

Looking back I want to fuck one girl...she looked like a porn star...I'll keep y'all posted.

My sister, niece and nephew were here all week...super cute! However, it made me realize that I need to start wearing two condoms when I fuck now...

Anyways my sister and bro in law are good: both of them are doctors...lucky kids!!!

I need to get paid so I can settle some debts, have some access to credit, and have a dimer fuck friend...wish me luck...!

'Cause tonight gonna be a good night...

Recap of Wednesday September 30-Thursday October 1st:

Gyu-kaku Sherman Oaks happy hour:

We ordered 2 warm sake bottles, 1 pitcher of beer, and 5 meats including 2 beef, 2 pork belly, and 1 chicken...grubalicious!!!

I tried to holla at these two breezies at the bar on their iPhones:

"Hi my name is Art...by the way, ever try Ping? No? How about we Bump right now? No? Fuck you then..."

Stupid bitches...I was doing them a favor by hollerin'...

So yeah we drank and got fed well for $40...

Then we went to pumpkin patch...we found one for $9, brought it to cousin's house and carved it...

Afterwards we did a couple of lines then made the drive to Mai Tai in Long Beach...my cousin was hollerin...I got to meet this black chick named Miss Boyer...fuck I forgot her first name :(

All good...I will put her on my portfolio...

And then? No and then. I want to fuck tonight but right and left hand may have to serve...

Good night bitches...