Thursday, December 18, 2014

Half Baked (6/10) Movie CLIP - A Cheap Date With Mary Jane (1998) HD

Picture pages then a nice clip from a great movie

I have found my money maker... "Mary Jane, will you marry me?"

Yooooooooooooooooo! What the (expletive) up!!!

Hi World Wide Web, Happy Holidays! I cannot remember the last time I wrote but I wanted to apologize for being DISTRACTED. For example: I wanted to learn how to "properly address Instagram" however Google led me in catching up on Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. (Hailey Baldwin: daughter and niece of Baldwin brother actors...nice but not sure Selena is self made Hailey is pretty damn foyne don't hate the player hate the game.) But don't hate the game, hate the player. Huh? Game? Player? Actors? Pop Stars? DISTRACTED MUCH??? I am due for my 100 tab refill on January 13, 2015. Numerology says, "You do not do well with damn crackhead. And you like to gamble and bullshit too much. Distracted much?" I've been on this "wonder drug" since...I really want to guess since...circa...shit I don't know...yes I do know: Ever since I started dependency, I have lost 6 waist sizes, contact with family, friends, clients, and acquaintances. I have missed out on major opportunities including insurance sales and services, TV/film/music/print, copier machine sales and services, hot-butt-naked sex with more women than my fingers, toes, and the number of times I jerk off to porn (I prefer the girl stimulating herself first clitoris then penetration) but you know what??? I AM ALIVE! I CHOOSE TO TAKE CONTROL OF MY UNIVERSE, CONSULT WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR UNIVERSE, AND TOGETHER WE CAN AND WILL MAKE OUR UNIVERSE LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!! (SPONSORED AD) Potential candidates The individuals listed below are, according to reliable media sources, potential candidates for president in 2016. As of December 2014, they have been the focus of media speculation in reliable secondary sources within in the past six months. Democratic Party Main articles: Democratic Party (United States), Democratic Party presidential candidates, 2016 and Democratic Party presidential primaries, 2016 Formed an exploratory committee or PAC: Jim Webb, U.S. Senator from Virginia 2007–2013; U.S. Secretary of the Navy 1987–1988. Formed an exploratory committee.[7][8][9] Publicly expressed interest Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States since 2009; U.S. Senator from Delaware 1973–2009; presidential candidate in 1988 and 2008[10][11][12] Hillary Rodham Clinton, U.S. Secretary of State 2009–2013; U.S. Senator from New York 2001–2009; presidential candidate in 2008[13][11][12] Howard Dean, Chairman of the Democratic National Committee 2005–2009; Governor of Vermont 1991–2003; presidential candidate in 2004[14][15] Luis GutiĆ©rrez, U.S. Representative from Illinois since 1993; Member of the Chicago City Council 1986–1992[16] Joe Manchin, U.S. Senator from West Virginia since 2010; Governor of West Virginia 2005–2010[15][17][18] Martin O'Malley, Governor of Maryland since 2007; Mayor of Baltimore 1999–2007[18][11][12] Ed Rendell, Governor of Pennsylvania 2003–2011; Mayor of Philadelphia 1992–2000[19] Bernie Sanders, Independent U.S. Senator from Vermont since 2007; Independent U.S. Representative from Vermont 1991–2007[18][11][12] Brian Schweitzer, Governor of Montana 2005–2013[15] Other potential candidates Tammy Baldwin, U.S. Senator from Wisconsin since 2013; U.S. Representative from Wisconsin 1999-2013[20][21] Steve Bullock, Governor of Montana since 2013; Attorney General of Montana 2009–2013[15][22][23] George Clooney, actor and filmmaker from California[24][25][26] Andrew Cuomo, Governor of New York since 2011; Attorney General of New York 2007–2010; U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development 1997–2001[14][27][28] Rahm Emanuel, Mayor of Chicago since 2011; White House Chief of Staff 2009–2010; U.S. Representative from Illinois 2003–2009[15][29] Russ Feingold, U.S. Special Representative for the African Great Lakes region since 2013; U.S. Senator from Wisconsin 1993–2011[15][22] Al Gore, Vice President of the United States 1993-2001; U.S Senator from Tennessee 1985-1993; presidential candidate in 1988 and nominee in 2000[30][31] Maggie Hassan, Governor of New Hampshire since 2013[22][32] Amy Klobuchar, U.S. Senator from Minnesota since 2007[33][34][35] William H. McRaven, retired Admiral, and former Commander of the United States Special Operations Command[36][37] Janet Napolitano, President of the University of California since 2013; United States Secretary of Homeland Security 2009–2013; Governor of Arizona 2003–2009[15][22] Jay Nixon, Governor of Missouri since 2009; Attorney General of Missouri 1993–2009[22][38] Mark Warner, U.S. Senator from Virginia since 2009; Governor of Virginia 2002–2006[15][39] Republican Party Main articles: Republican Party (United States), Republican Party presidential candidates, 2016 and Republican Party presidential primaries, 2016 Formed an exploratory committee or PAC: Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida 1999–2007[40][41] Formed a Political Action Committee (PAC) tasked with "exploring a presidential bid”.[42] Dennis M. Lynch, businessman, documentary film maker and conservative commentator from New York[43] Formed an exploratory committee.[44] Publicly expressed an intention to run Rick Santorum, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania 1995–2007; U.S. Representative from Pennsylvania 1991–1995; presidential candidate in 2012[45] Publicly expressed interest Michele Bachmann, U.S. Representative from Minnesota since 2007; presidential candidate in 2012[46][47][48] John R. Bolton, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations 2005–2006; Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs 2001–2005[49][50][51] Ben Carson, author and retired Director of Pediatric Neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins Hospital[52][53][54] Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey since 2010[55][56][12] Bob Corker, U.S. Senator from Tennessee since 2007; Mayor of Chattanooga, Tennessee 2001–2005[57][58][59] Ted Cruz, U.S. Senator from Texas since 2013; Solicitor General of Texas 2003–2008[60][56][12] Bob Ehrlich, Governor of Maryland 2003–2007; U.S. Representative from Maryland 1995–2003[61][62] Carly Fiorina, former business executive and nominee for the U.S. Senate from California in 2010[63][64][65] Jim Gilmore, Governor of Virginia 1998-2002; Chairman of the Republican National Committee 2001-2002; presidential candidate in 2008[66] Lindsey Graham, U.S. Senator from South Carolina since 2003; U.S. Representative from South Carolina 1995–2003[67][51][68] Mike Huckabee, Governor of Arkansas 1996–2007; presidential candidate in 2008[55][56][12] Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana since 2008; U.S. Representative from Louisiana 2005–2008[69][70][56] Peter King, U.S. Representative from New York since 1993[71] George Pataki, Governor of New York 1995–2006[72][73][74] Rand Paul, U.S. Senator from Kentucky since 2011[75][56][12] Mike Pence, Governor of Indiana since 2013; U.S. Representative from Indiana 2001–2013[76][77][78] Rick Perry, Governor of Texas since 2000, Lieutenant Governor of Texas 1999–2000; presidential candidate in 2012[79][80][81] Marco Rubio, U.S. Senator from Florida since 2011[56][82][12] Paul Ryan, U.S. Representative from Wisconsin since 1999; vice-presidential nominee in 2012[83][56][12] Donald Trump, business magnate and television personality from New York[84][85][86] Scott Walker, Governor of Wisconsin since 2011[87][56][12] Other potential candidates Herman Cain, President of the National Restaurant Association 1996–1999; chairman and CEO of Godfather's Pizza 1986–1996; presidential candidate in 2012[88][89] Mitch Daniels, President of Purdue University since 2013; Governor of Indiana 2005–2013[22][90] John Kasich, Governor of Ohio since 2011; U.S. Representative from Ohio 1983–2001[91][55][56] Susana Martinez, Governor of New Mexico since 2011[92][93] Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska 2006–2009; 2008 vice-presidential nominee[94][95] Rick Snyder, Governor of Michigan since 2011; Former Chief Executive Officer and Co-Founder of Ardesta, LLC.[96][97][98] Allen West, U.S. Representative from Florida 2011–2013[99][100] Third party and independent candidates Main article: United States third party and independent presidential candidates, 2016 Independent Main article: Independent politician Publicly expressed interest: Bernie Sanders, U.S. Senator from Vermont since 2007; U.S. Representative from Vermont 1991–2007[101][102][103] Green Party Main article: Green Party of the United States Publicly expressed interest Jill Stein, 2012 presidential nominee[104] Libertarian Party Main article: Libertarian Party (United States) Publicly expressed an intention to run Gary Johnson, Governor of New Mexico 1995–2003; presidential nominee in 2012[105] Other potential candidate Rand Paul, U.S. Senator from Kentucky since 2011[106][107] Transhumanist Party Publicly expressed interest Zoltan Istvan, writer, transhumanist philosopher[108][109][110] (PAID FOR BY,_2016) VOTE FOR YOUR MUTHAFUKIN BOY, ACE VENTURA FOR PRESIDENT IN '16!!! 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