ADD vs me: ADD wins in a landslide

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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I'm motivated to jerk off and do jack shit!

Maybe I should re-up on Aderral. WHY? Because CC fucking beat me at tennis last night at his complex 7-6 (7-5).

In the tiebreaker tied at 5-5 I fucking tried to do the same lame slice backhand and hit it in the net twice to lose the one and only set we played!

All good because we went back and I bet $310 to win $200 on the Clippers! CC's bookie better come through with my money tomorrow. I need that shit for Columbia! Not only that, I spent $100 to get my iPhone fixed (I tried to replace the back of my phone with a new black back cover but failed miserably and even broke the speaker) and spend $100 on Friday night and went clubbing with my sister and cousin. I spent hella money on drinks and a re-entry fee because my cousin didn't want to watch the show and wanted to get Popeye's and get dropped off at home! FUCK!

All good because I met this hot Russian chick named Dina. I called that tall blonde bitch last night but left a message. I hope to fuck her when I get back from Columbia...

So yeah just been bullshittin and not working. I guess I'm in vacation mode. Not only that I've been wasting my soldiers on porn. I need to stop watching porn, get my testosterone up, and man the fuck up...and fuck fuck fuck in Columbia next week!

My prediction for Superbowl 45...Pittsburg Steelers! I'm gonna put a hundee on 'em (if I get paid tomorrow)!

Peace out motherfuckers...

HNY muthafuckas!!!

It's 2011...Already??? SHIT!!!

Where did I leave off...oh yeah, NYC last September 2010. I hung out with her and her daughter, I hung out with other friends, we made out, but we didn't have sex. Didn't really have the opportunity to. Oh well.

October nothing major...November was in Hawaii with family...December went to Ecuador with my mom and my sister. Christmas was in Las Vegas. New Years was in Thousand Oaks.

I killed the Medicare sales for 2011. Waiting for my goddamn $8500 commission check. I was thinking of buying a used 330ci but can't find one under $10K. So I'll probably just buy a $1K MacBook so I can start editing film: comedy, drama, and maybe even porn!

Last month met a fashion chick with a fine roommate. And last week I met a pornstar and her sister. I need to holla at them. But a few days ago I came across this:

http://www.eros-la.com/files/195595.htm

I love this girl so much. I don't need to know her, and I don't care about her past. But I want to spend the rest of my life with her. Look at this letter I forwarded to my future groomsmen:

Dear Kendall http://www.eros-la.com/files/195595.htm,

I love you so much. I know I can't stop saying that, but it's so true...

I can't wait to wake up next to you every single day, and fall asleep next to you every single night.

We're gonna have so many kids together it's not even funny...

Sincerely,
Arthur

P.S. XOXOXOXOXOXO 143 24/7 all day e'ry day!!! I miss you Baby...


Going to Columbia next month. Gonna wild the fuck out! Coke and whores. I'm scared!

In March gonna go snowboarding again in Park City. But I don't have any Adderral left! And I don't want to re-up!

So I'm on this diet pills that have Acai and a bunch of caffeine. Not the same effect but I don't like the side effects of Adderral:

-loss in appetite
-weight loss
-mood swings

So I'm doing it all-natural in addition to the diet pills:

-Ginko Binobla
-St. John's Wart
-multivitamins
-fish oil

We'll see what happens. I'm probably gonna get some after March...probably.

Goodbye Q3 2010. Hello Q4 2010!

Wow. This year is flying by. I'm still paycheck to paycheck but I'm surviving month to month. And I'm still able to go to Vegas frequently, I'm playing more golf and tennis, and working out. I've slimmed down to 135 lbs. Everyone says I gotta eat more and gain weight. I tell these people that they gotta eat less and lose weight. Actually I do need to get on some protein supplements I want to be a bulky 145 with a six pack. Guns.

I'm in NYC bullshitting with homegirl. I just met her family and had dinner at her house. Her parents and brother are really nice people. I feel guilty for wanting to buck and chuck. Her daughter is now 6 months old and I think she likes me. InstaFam!

She's really pretty though. And I really respect and like her. Now I'm having doubts. Why the fuck am I here, laying in a futon at a vacation rental (a guest bedroom of some dude's apartment and the fucker better give me my $250 deposit back when I leave!

I hate being alone but commitment to a woman with a child is too much. So we'll see if we can be friends with benefits. I know what I want, and I'm hoping she wants the same.

I guess we'll see. I was going to kiss her goodnight but the fucking apartment owner was holding the front door open watching. Dammit!

June Gloom 2010

Happy birthday to me. I'm not 32 years old. I'm 32 fucking years old. I should be fucking 32 year olds. But I'm not. And I'm broke as a joke. Where's my check goddammit!

Wow. The first two quarters of 2010 came and went. Too fast. Too furious. I thought I could supplement my income with some sports betting, playing blackjack, and the lottery. Bad ideas. They fucked me. With all my losses and overdraft fees I'm out $7000. Fuck! On my birthday I was on a game show for my chance to win $25,000...I didn't win shit.

So I'm sick of gambling and relying on games of chance and luck. I need some way to make cash. I thought of selling eggrolls on Hollywood Blvd on a push cart. I found out I need a trailor with a sink and refrigeration system. That shit's gonna cost $5000. Plus all the fees, permits, etc I'm looking at another $1000 or so. I sure could have used that $7000 I donkeyed away...FUCK!!!

My girlfriend who lives in New York visited last month. Well fake girlfriend. I have only hung out with her when I first met her. But we've been texting almost everyday for a year straight. She has a two month baby that I never knew about. Yay. Fuck my life!

Everyone is fucking and getting paid but me. So it's time to change up my game plan, get my shit right, and come back from being down. If the Lakers can be down 3-2 and tie shit up to 3-3...so can I!!!

Wyd

Acronym for "What you doing?"

Shit! Where has the time gone???

What HAVE I been up to?!?!?!?!?

January came and went. Febuary went to the Philippines for 14 days. Loved it. It was great seeing my family and friends. And making new ones :)

I went to this highly recommended massage/all-in spot in Makati. Fell in love with number 56. Goddammn too bad she's a whore. Otherwise I would have introduced her to my parents and would have asked her to marry a ninja!

Beginning of March went to snowboard in Park City. Had a blast! I got better at snowboarding. Must be the amphetamine salts. No but really, the snow, the small town feel, the big fucking mansion we stayed at for free...what an escape from the hustle and bustle...

I loved it in both places.

But I love LA more.

The weather. The girls. The opportunities. The lifestyle. Can't hate on it one bit.

How am I doing? I'm doing alright. I'm broke as a joke and need another loan modification for my home mortgage, goddamn greedy blood sucking banks!!!

I have 1/4 tab left and 2 20mg capsules my cousin traded me for.

Yay. I just donkeyed my ass off on online poker dammit.

While I was playing the Dr. on KCET saying:

Blood sugar, Protein, 6 hours of sleep, specific goals on paper, read and ask everyday is my daily activity getting me there, practice willpower.

FUCK I LOST!!!

Gloomy Hump Day...

...unless I can turn this shit around and make it Hump Night!

There was a 7.0 earthquake in Haiti last night. Thousands are expected to be dead with all the buildings collapsing shown on the news. Tina wanted to get dinner but I was playing tennis with Sarah.

I fucked up, because I took one half a tab in the morning, around 10am, then another half at 5pm. I wanted to play another hour with Sarah but she wanted to get coffee and talk. Shit! What a waste of a half of a tab!!!

I think Sarah wants to fuck me. I want to fuck her too, but I imagine this wouldn't be all good with her boyfriend Blake. I've never met the guy but I imagine a guy like the first round draft pick in the NBA who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers. Well, I think I should continue to play tennis with her, and one of these days she'll invite me back to her pad for some foreplay then some bucking. Until then, we need to improve so we can win at mixed doubles.

Tina wants to fuck me too but the timing isn't there. First she says that she wants to be friends. I said "Ok." But last Thursday I might have confused things by kissing her on the lips upon her arrival and her departure. We can be friends, we can be boyfriend/girlfriend, we can be enemies for all I care. Let's just fuck already bitch!!!

I couldn't sleep last night...maybe because my prospects were bullshitting yesterday, I played tennis, and worked out at the gym on the late night. Oh yeah, and maybe I wanted to fuck. And the 1/2 tab at 5pm didn't help. So I didn't crash out until I decided to rub one out at 1am (pretty late for me, because I like to get up around 7am.) Today I got out of bed at 9:30am.

It's gloomy outside. It rained from like 4am until about 8am. Where's the sun dammit? This is making me wanna take a whole tab! LOL!!!

Alrighty then. I gotta make it great day. I'm gonna start calling on some March renewing groups because I think the window for February groups is closed.

Thank you God for a great month!

And thank you Lord for the pharmaceutical companies that manufacture amphetamines, and our leaders who allow them to be taxed and therefore legal...