Friday, May 13, 2011

ADD vs me: ADD wins in a landslide

Wowwowwow.

It's been too long.

Columbia was AMAZING! The girls, the coke, the landscape...everything was awesome. I want to go back and visit Medellin due to it's popularity on Entourage and all the whores I fucked where from there.

March happened.

April happened. Ran a 5K in Carlsbad. Beat my time last year by 1 second! LOL! I'm getting better I guess.

And now it's May. I'm losing my motivation. I'm not finding any pleasure in my career. The only pleasure I enjoy is watching and betting on NBA basketball (which I can't do anymore because CC fucked shit up and we got cut) and watching and jerking off to spankwire.com. Just today at the gym CNN reported that Osama Bin Laden had a stash of porn at his compound. Great! I have a commonality with the most wanted man of the decade. HOORAY! I wish I had some of his money in common too but I don't.

Speaking of I am 2 months late on my mortgage. I'm falling behind on my bills and not motivated to close any new deals.

I want to start my mobile food van already. FUCK. I should ask my parents for some money.

My NYC girlfriend dumped me. She didn't feel like our relationship was going anywhere. DUH! All we do is text each other. No fucking. And all we did was kiss last year.

"FUCK YOU BITCH. You have a 1-year old daughter. I have $0 in the bank. It's not gonna work out..."

Not in those words but "I wanted $1 million in my bank before I settled down with my family. I'm giving myself 6-7 years to do so...so don't wait for me..."

Oh well.

It really got me thinking...I need to impregnate a girl that makes $250K a year and be Mr. Mom. Shit I don't give a mad fuck. Time for a revolution! Let's make these bitches work while we take care of the household. It's actually more stressful and more tiring cooking, cleaning and taking care of the kids...!

I'm talking to this nurse from San Francisco. I met her through mutual friends. We slept in the same bed in Vegas but we didn't fuck. Don't like fucking girls with other people in the room. Especially when it was her girl cousin and cousin's gay roommate in the same room. Awkward! I'm going up to SF Memorial Day weekend to see her. Can't wait. Hopefully she'll let me sleep over. If not then I fucked up and should have fucked her raw in Vegas...!

Now what. I need to scrape up $5K. Was thinking of going to the race track and Vegas.

Shit...

Oh and I went online to see if I can buy Adderall online. Well I can, but I have to mail in a prescription.

SHIT!

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