I don't have ADD, I just love to use amphetamine salts

I'm usually a very shy person but the generic Adderall I'm taking makes me feel like a champ.

I need to be free, I need to be me

Ok folks here we go...sitting on the toilet with McDonald's iced coffee in left hand, iPhone in right hand, elbows on quads and shitting out all the junk I ate yesterday...

I need to be like the feces coming out my butt...unleashed, free moving, and on to the next.

It's March Madness motherfuckers

Excuse my French. Just really excited about college basketball tournament, Spring weather, having the sunset at 7pm now not at 5:30, making more money... Only because I'm down $6K from gambling online; yes I'm a bullshitter been bullshittin' on online sportsbetting, slots, card games, live card games with real and live female dealers, etc. I need help. I have addictions. I'm addicted to gambling, drugs (i.e. amphetamine, cannabis, nicotine), alcohol (beer, whiskey, vodka), sex (jerking off more than having sex with a real woman), etc. I should keep gambling to a hobby it seems like it's becoming my full-time job. I need to stop being a slave to addiction... Unless I'm making millions and partying with supermodels...!!! I need to narrow down my addictions to: making money and hanging out with supermodels (in no particular order). OK gotta go jobhunting...insurance sales and service needs to be supplemented by an additional source of income.

while my roommate is having a threesome, i'm hollerin' at y'all

Saturday March 15: -I woke up from the couch (tired from pigging out, playing tennis, smoking and drinking Guinness) -Smoked up on the rooftop -Popped 15mg -Showered, got gas, went to confession and Mass (take home message: NOW is the time for CHANGE) -Came home, lit up a bowl -Lost $1000 on Condit UFC homey who was favored and who I was foolish about; opponent who was an underdog wins by TKO strike to the back of dude's knee -Processed applications (today was deadline for April 1st coverage) -Popped 15mg, woke up roommate, and got ready to go out and chase -AV looked amazing but agreed the grease/cover would be too high; popped a 15mg and got into Sayer's Club for free -Holla'ed at random breezies -Popped the remaining 15mg -Danced with random breezies -Lost roommate; he said he was on his way to threesome at Roosevelt Hotel -I thought I had a chance going to Couture (drank a $10 Red Bull) and Deja Vu (got a $23 lap dance by Ivy) -Decided not to wait for 4:49am subway nor take a taxi back home; figured I'd spend more $ at strip club so I jogged/walked back home -Drank water, smoked a bowl, now thinking about pussy but decided to write -Great, was planning to go back to Deja Vu but they close in 12 minutes

Happy bday Dad and Pam!

So two days ago (March 11) it was Dad's and Pam's bday...I love them so much. I know I'm at couture right now and this could be drunken club talk (okay so we had shots of Jameson and 2 Amstel Lights at Pam's...and 2 large Stellas at Staples Center for Clippers revenge game on the Dubs, a beer at old espn zone, a beer and a Jack and Coke at the club) but I really mean that I love my family. It is one of a kind so I have to rebound myself not to take it for granted and enjoy each day with them like it's my last

Amphetamine: meet Alcohol, THC, and Nicotine

Amphetamine: I'm the best. Without me, waking up in the morning sucks. Alcohol: I'm better. How many times did homeboy get limp dick because of you? And how many quality hours of sleep does he get? Goose gets you loose... Nicotine: I'm the greatest! Don't you know how much tax revenue I make and you know how many people I kill? Amphetamine: I'm legal speed...I make the world spin. THC: I really just wanted to chill out tonight, but you guys are bullshitters and I have to educate you: I'm all natural, statistically have way lower DUIs than Al, inhale/exhale and/or eat me and you get high and I'm not cancerous like Nic, in fact do you know how many cancer patients I help? I hate talking about money and tooting my own horn but I will continue to be legalized in more states so immabe the next billion dollar cash crop. BOOM BOOM BOOM...SORRY YOU HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IGNANT BIATCHES! I AM THE BEST! And to add a little salt on the wound, homeboy lost his virginity getting smoked out by homegirl. Or did he smoke her out...hmmmm...I get these senior moments every now and then...anyways...what was I saying...oh yeah: I'M NUMERO UNO! Pizza sounds damn good right about now...y'all want to put in on a large combination pie and some wings? Alcohol: Bruce, would you be kind enough to grab a Keystone Light for everyone here from the fridge? Thank you in advance! Amphetamine: Gross. I think I need to tell homeyboy he needs to take another shit soon.

Hello World! Happy New Year!

How have you been? Hope all is well! I am addicted to amphetamine salts...tough not to be...without it I just want to sleep and be lazy...with it I can focus on tasks and get them done...so it is what it is...!

What up...so I should be caught up with my mortgage payments once I get my Medicare commission check. And I want to make more money by selling more insurance, my friend's water Alka H2O (natural 9.5 pH from an artesian well in Puerto Rico), roommate talking about an organic energy drink, getting involved in vaping products (a billion dollar industry) and whatever comes my way.

2014 is Year of the horse. This is my year...but horoscope projection says my financials are going to be tough...real talk: when I grind and shine I will prove this wrong. Today I went to Hollywood Park Casino and played $25 blackjack in a room called Golden Horse...I won $125 in 45 min...

So that's it...I want to thank my mom and dad for my hook up (salts) and the Prius...will need a fuel efficient ride for all the driving and grinding I'll be doing...FYI I popped 60mg today...meaning it's 4:52am and I can't fall asleep...!