Thursday, December 18, 2014
Picture pages then a nice clip from a great movie
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I have found my money maker...
"Mary Jane, will you marry me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPHlAbAf2I
Yooooooooooooooooo! What the (expletive) up!!!
Hi World Wide Web,
Happy Holidays! I cannot remember the last time I wrote but I wanted to apologize for being DISTRACTED.
For example:
I wanted to learn how to "properly address Instagram" however Google led me in catching up on Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber.
(Hailey Baldwin: daughter and niece of Baldwin brother actors...nice but not sure Selena is self made Hailey is pretty damn foyne tho...so don't hate the player hate the game.)
But don't hate the game, hate the player. Huh? Game? Player? Actors? Pop Stars? DISTRACTED MUCH???
I am due for my 100 tab refill on January 13, 2015. Numerology says, "You do not do well with numbers...you damn crackhead. And you like to gamble and bullshit too much. Distracted much?"
I've been on this "wonder drug" since...I really want to guess since...circa...shit I don't know...yes I do know:
Ever since I started dependency, I have lost 6 waist sizes, contact with family, friends, clients, and acquaintances.
I have missed out on major opportunities including insurance sales and services, TV/film/music/print, copier machine sales and services, hot-butt-naked sex with more women than my fingers, toes, and the number of times I jerk off to porn (I prefer the girl stimulating herself first clitoris then penetration) but you know what???
I AM ALIVE!
I CHOOSE TO TAKE CONTROL OF MY UNIVERSE, CONSULT WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR UNIVERSE, AND TOGETHER WE CAN AND WILL MAKE OUR UNIVERSE LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!!
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Potential candidates
The individuals listed below are, according to reliable media sources, potential candidates for president in 2016. As of December 2014, they have been the focus of media speculation in reliable secondary sources within in the past six months.
Democratic Party
Main articles: Democratic Party (United States), Democratic Party presidential candidates, 2016 and Democratic Party presidential primaries, 2016
Formed an exploratory committee or PAC:
Jim Webb, U.S. Senator from Virginia 2007–2013; U.S. Secretary of the Navy 1987–1988. Formed an exploratory committee.[7][8][9]
Publicly expressed interest
Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States since 2009; U.S. Senator from Delaware 1973–2009; presidential candidate in 1988 and 2008[10][11][12]
Hillary Rodham Clinton, U.S. Secretary of State 2009–2013; U.S. Senator from New York 2001–2009; presidential candidate in 2008[13][11][12]
Howard Dean, Chairman of the Democratic National Committee 2005–2009; Governor of Vermont 1991–2003; presidential candidate in 2004[14][15]
Luis Gutiérrez, U.S. Representative from Illinois since 1993; Member of the Chicago City Council 1986–1992[16]
Joe Manchin, U.S. Senator from West Virginia since 2010; Governor of West Virginia 2005–2010[15][17][18]
Martin O'Malley, Governor of Maryland since 2007; Mayor of Baltimore 1999–2007[18][11][12]
Ed Rendell, Governor of Pennsylvania 2003–2011; Mayor of Philadelphia 1992–2000[19]
Bernie Sanders, Independent U.S. Senator from Vermont since 2007; Independent U.S. Representative from Vermont 1991–2007[18][11][12]
Brian Schweitzer, Governor of Montana 2005–2013[15]
Other potential candidates
Tammy Baldwin, U.S. Senator from Wisconsin since 2013; U.S. Representative from Wisconsin 1999-2013[20][21]
Steve Bullock, Governor of Montana since 2013; Attorney General of Montana 2009–2013[15][22][23]
George Clooney, actor and filmmaker from California[24][25][26]
Andrew Cuomo, Governor of New York since 2011; Attorney General of New York 2007–2010; U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development 1997–2001[14][27][28]
Rahm Emanuel, Mayor of Chicago since 2011; White House Chief of Staff 2009–2010; U.S. Representative from Illinois 2003–2009[15][29]
Russ Feingold, U.S. Special Representative for the African Great Lakes region since 2013; U.S. Senator from Wisconsin 1993–2011[15][22]
Al Gore, Vice President of the United States 1993-2001; U.S Senator from Tennessee 1985-1993; presidential candidate in 1988 and nominee in 2000[30][31]
Maggie Hassan, Governor of New Hampshire since 2013[22][32]
Amy Klobuchar, U.S. Senator from Minnesota since 2007[33][34][35]
William H. McRaven, retired Admiral, and former Commander of the United States Special Operations Command[36][37]
Janet Napolitano, President of the University of California since 2013; United States Secretary of Homeland Security 2009–2013; Governor of Arizona 2003–2009[15][22]
Jay Nixon, Governor of Missouri since 2009; Attorney General of Missouri 1993–2009[22][38]
Mark Warner, U.S. Senator from Virginia since 2009; Governor of Virginia 2002–2006[15][39]
Republican Party
Main articles: Republican Party (United States), Republican Party presidential candidates, 2016 and Republican Party presidential primaries, 2016
Formed an exploratory committee or PAC:
Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida 1999–2007[40][41] Formed a Political Action Committee (PAC) tasked with "exploring a presidential bid”.[42]
Dennis M. Lynch, businessman, documentary film maker and conservative commentator from New York[43] Formed an exploratory committee.[44]
Publicly expressed an intention to run
Rick Santorum, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania 1995–2007; U.S. Representative from Pennsylvania 1991–1995; presidential candidate in 2012[45]
Publicly expressed interest
Michele Bachmann, U.S. Representative from Minnesota since 2007; presidential candidate in 2012[46][47][48]
John R. Bolton, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations 2005–2006; Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs 2001–2005[49][50][51]
Ben Carson, author and retired Director of Pediatric Neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins Hospital[52][53][54]
Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey since 2010[55][56][12]
Bob Corker, U.S. Senator from Tennessee since 2007; Mayor of Chattanooga, Tennessee 2001–2005[57][58][59]
Ted Cruz, U.S. Senator from Texas since 2013; Solicitor General of Texas 2003–2008[60][56][12]
Bob Ehrlich, Governor of Maryland 2003–2007; U.S. Representative from Maryland 1995–2003[61][62]
Carly Fiorina, former business executive and nominee for the U.S. Senate from California in 2010[63][64][65]
Jim Gilmore, Governor of Virginia 1998-2002; Chairman of the Republican National Committee 2001-2002; presidential candidate in 2008[66]
Lindsey Graham, U.S. Senator from South Carolina since 2003; U.S. Representative from South Carolina 1995–2003[67][51][68]
Mike Huckabee, Governor of Arkansas 1996–2007; presidential candidate in 2008[55][56][12]
Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana since 2008; U.S. Representative from Louisiana 2005–2008[69][70][56]
Peter King, U.S. Representative from New York since 1993[71]
George Pataki, Governor of New York 1995–2006[72][73][74]
Rand Paul, U.S. Senator from Kentucky since 2011[75][56][12]
Mike Pence, Governor of Indiana since 2013; U.S. Representative from Indiana 2001–2013[76][77][78]
Rick Perry, Governor of Texas since 2000, Lieutenant Governor of Texas 1999–2000; presidential candidate in 2012[79][80][81]
Marco Rubio, U.S. Senator from Florida since 2011[56][82][12]
Paul Ryan, U.S. Representative from Wisconsin since 1999; vice-presidential nominee in 2012[83][56][12]
Donald Trump, business magnate and television personality from New York[84][85][86]
Scott Walker, Governor of Wisconsin since 2011[87][56][12]
Other potential candidates
Herman Cain, President of the National Restaurant Association 1996–1999; chairman and CEO of Godfather's Pizza 1986–1996; presidential candidate in 2012[88][89]
Mitch Daniels, President of Purdue University since 2013; Governor of Indiana 2005–2013[22][90]
John Kasich, Governor of Ohio since 2011; U.S. Representative from Ohio 1983–2001[91][55][56]
Susana Martinez, Governor of New Mexico since 2011[92][93]
Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska 2006–2009; 2008 vice-presidential nominee[94][95]
Rick Snyder, Governor of Michigan since 2011; Former Chief Executive Officer and Co-Founder of Ardesta, LLC.[96][97][98]
Allen West, U.S. Representative from Florida 2011–2013[99][100]
Third party and independent candidates
Main article: United States third party and independent presidential candidates, 2016
Independent
Main article: Independent politician
Publicly expressed interest:
Bernie Sanders, U.S. Senator from Vermont since 2007; U.S. Representative from Vermont 1991–2007[101][102][103]
Green Party
Main article: Green Party of the United States
Publicly expressed interest
Jill Stein, 2012 presidential nominee[104]
Libertarian Party
Main article: Libertarian Party (United States)
Publicly expressed an intention to run
Gary Johnson, Governor of New Mexico 1995–2003; presidential nominee in 2012[105]
Other potential candidate
Rand Paul, U.S. Senator from Kentucky since 2011[106][107]
Transhumanist Party
Publicly expressed interest
Zoltan Istvan, writer, transhumanist philosopher[108][109][110]
(PAID FOR BY http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2016)
VOTE FOR YOUR MUTHAFUKIN BOY, ACE VENTURA FOR PRESIDENT IN '16!!!
(Do not use this blog against him. Besides, all characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. LO-LO-LO White America, assassinate my character:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=galmQAOIPmk
I wanted to learn how to "properly address Instagram" however Google led me in catching up on Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber.
(Hailey Baldwin: daughter and niece of Baldwin brother actors...nice but not sure Selena is self made Hailey is pretty damn foyne tho...so don't hate the player hate the game.)
But don't hate the game, hate the player. Huh? Game? Player? Actors? Pop Stars? DISTRACTED MUCH???
I am due for my 100 tab refill on January 13, 2015. Numerology says, "You do not do well with numbers...you damn crackhead. And you like to gamble and bullshit too much. Distracted much?"
I've been on this "wonder drug" since...I really want to guess since...circa...shit I don't know...yes I do know:
Ever since I started dependency, I have lost 6 waist sizes, contact with family, friends, clients, and acquaintances.
I have missed out on major opportunities including insurance sales and services, TV/film/music/print, copier machine sales and services, hot-butt-naked sex with more women than my fingers, toes, and the number of times I jerk off to porn (I prefer the girl stimulating herself first clitoris then penetration) but you know what???
I AM ALIVE!
I CHOOSE TO TAKE CONTROL OF MY UNIVERSE, CONSULT WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR UNIVERSE, AND TOGETHER WE CAN AND WILL MAKE OUR UNIVERSE LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!!
(SPONSORED AD)
Potential candidates
The individuals listed below are, according to reliable media sources, potential candidates for president in 2016. As of December 2014, they have been the focus of media speculation in reliable secondary sources within in the past six months.
Democratic Party
Main articles: Democratic Party (United States), Democratic Party presidential candidates, 2016 and Democratic Party presidential primaries, 2016
Formed an exploratory committee or PAC:
Jim Webb, U.S. Senator from Virginia 2007–2013; U.S. Secretary of the Navy 1987–1988. Formed an exploratory committee.[7][8][9]
Publicly expressed interest
Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States since 2009; U.S. Senator from Delaware 1973–2009; presidential candidate in 1988 and 2008[10][11][12]
Hillary Rodham Clinton, U.S. Secretary of State 2009–2013; U.S. Senator from New York 2001–2009; presidential candidate in 2008[13][11][12]
Howard Dean, Chairman of the Democratic National Committee 2005–2009; Governor of Vermont 1991–2003; presidential candidate in 2004[14][15]
Luis Gutiérrez, U.S. Representative from Illinois since 1993; Member of the Chicago City Council 1986–1992[16]
Joe Manchin, U.S. Senator from West Virginia since 2010; Governor of West Virginia 2005–2010[15][17][18]
Martin O'Malley, Governor of Maryland since 2007; Mayor of Baltimore 1999–2007[18][11][12]
Ed Rendell, Governor of Pennsylvania 2003–2011; Mayor of Philadelphia 1992–2000[19]
Bernie Sanders, Independent U.S. Senator from Vermont since 2007; Independent U.S. Representative from Vermont 1991–2007[18][11][12]
Brian Schweitzer, Governor of Montana 2005–2013[15]
Other potential candidates
Tammy Baldwin, U.S. Senator from Wisconsin since 2013; U.S. Representative from Wisconsin 1999-2013[20][21]
Steve Bullock, Governor of Montana since 2013; Attorney General of Montana 2009–2013[15][22][23]
George Clooney, actor and filmmaker from California[24][25][26]
Andrew Cuomo, Governor of New York since 2011; Attorney General of New York 2007–2010; U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development 1997–2001[14][27][28]
Rahm Emanuel, Mayor of Chicago since 2011; White House Chief of Staff 2009–2010; U.S. Representative from Illinois 2003–2009[15][29]
Russ Feingold, U.S. Special Representative for the African Great Lakes region since 2013; U.S. Senator from Wisconsin 1993–2011[15][22]
Al Gore, Vice President of the United States 1993-2001; U.S Senator from Tennessee 1985-1993; presidential candidate in 1988 and nominee in 2000[30][31]
Maggie Hassan, Governor of New Hampshire since 2013[22][32]
Amy Klobuchar, U.S. Senator from Minnesota since 2007[33][34][35]
William H. McRaven, retired Admiral, and former Commander of the United States Special Operations Command[36][37]
Janet Napolitano, President of the University of California since 2013; United States Secretary of Homeland Security 2009–2013; Governor of Arizona 2003–2009[15][22]
Jay Nixon, Governor of Missouri since 2009; Attorney General of Missouri 1993–2009[22][38]
Mark Warner, U.S. Senator from Virginia since 2009; Governor of Virginia 2002–2006[15][39]
Republican Party
Main articles: Republican Party (United States), Republican Party presidential candidates, 2016 and Republican Party presidential primaries, 2016
Formed an exploratory committee or PAC:
Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida 1999–2007[40][41] Formed a Political Action Committee (PAC) tasked with "exploring a presidential bid”.[42]
Dennis M. Lynch, businessman, documentary film maker and conservative commentator from New York[43] Formed an exploratory committee.[44]
Publicly expressed an intention to run
Rick Santorum, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania 1995–2007; U.S. Representative from Pennsylvania 1991–1995; presidential candidate in 2012[45]
Publicly expressed interest
Michele Bachmann, U.S. Representative from Minnesota since 2007; presidential candidate in 2012[46][47][48]
John R. Bolton, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations 2005–2006; Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs 2001–2005[49][50][51]
Ben Carson, author and retired Director of Pediatric Neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins Hospital[52][53][54]
Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey since 2010[55][56][12]
Bob Corker, U.S. Senator from Tennessee since 2007; Mayor of Chattanooga, Tennessee 2001–2005[57][58][59]
Ted Cruz, U.S. Senator from Texas since 2013; Solicitor General of Texas 2003–2008[60][56][12]
Bob Ehrlich, Governor of Maryland 2003–2007; U.S. Representative from Maryland 1995–2003[61][62]
Carly Fiorina, former business executive and nominee for the U.S. Senate from California in 2010[63][64][65]
Jim Gilmore, Governor of Virginia 1998-2002; Chairman of the Republican National Committee 2001-2002; presidential candidate in 2008[66]
Lindsey Graham, U.S. Senator from South Carolina since 2003; U.S. Representative from South Carolina 1995–2003[67][51][68]
Mike Huckabee, Governor of Arkansas 1996–2007; presidential candidate in 2008[55][56][12]
Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana since 2008; U.S. Representative from Louisiana 2005–2008[69][70][56]
Peter King, U.S. Representative from New York since 1993[71]
George Pataki, Governor of New York 1995–2006[72][73][74]
Rand Paul, U.S. Senator from Kentucky since 2011[75][56][12]
Mike Pence, Governor of Indiana since 2013; U.S. Representative from Indiana 2001–2013[76][77][78]
Rick Perry, Governor of Texas since 2000, Lieutenant Governor of Texas 1999–2000; presidential candidate in 2012[79][80][81]
Marco Rubio, U.S. Senator from Florida since 2011[56][82][12]
Paul Ryan, U.S. Representative from Wisconsin since 1999; vice-presidential nominee in 2012[83][56][12]
Donald Trump, business magnate and television personality from New York[84][85][86]
Scott Walker, Governor of Wisconsin since 2011[87][56][12]
Other potential candidates
Herman Cain, President of the National Restaurant Association 1996–1999; chairman and CEO of Godfather's Pizza 1986–1996; presidential candidate in 2012[88][89]
Mitch Daniels, President of Purdue University since 2013; Governor of Indiana 2005–2013[22][90]
John Kasich, Governor of Ohio since 2011; U.S. Representative from Ohio 1983–2001[91][55][56]
Susana Martinez, Governor of New Mexico since 2011[92][93]
Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska 2006–2009; 2008 vice-presidential nominee[94][95]
Rick Snyder, Governor of Michigan since 2011; Former Chief Executive Officer and Co-Founder of Ardesta, LLC.[96][97][98]
Allen West, U.S. Representative from Florida 2011–2013[99][100]
Third party and independent candidates
Main article: United States third party and independent presidential candidates, 2016
Independent
Main article: Independent politician
Publicly expressed interest:
Bernie Sanders, U.S. Senator from Vermont since 2007; U.S. Representative from Vermont 1991–2007[101][102][103]
Green Party
Main article: Green Party of the United States
Publicly expressed interest
Jill Stein, 2012 presidential nominee[104]
Libertarian Party
Main article: Libertarian Party (United States)
Publicly expressed an intention to run
Gary Johnson, Governor of New Mexico 1995–2003; presidential nominee in 2012[105]
Other potential candidate
Rand Paul, U.S. Senator from Kentucky since 2011[106][107]
Transhumanist Party
Publicly expressed interest
Zoltan Istvan, writer, transhumanist philosopher[108][109][110]
(PAID FOR BY http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2016)
VOTE FOR YOUR MUTHAFUKIN BOY, ACE VENTURA FOR PRESIDENT IN '16!!!
(Do not use this blog against him. Besides, all characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. LO-LO-LO White America, assassinate my character:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=galmQAOIPmk
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
I don't have ADD, I just love to use amphetamine salts
I'm usually a very shy person but the generic Adderall I'm taking makes me feel like a champ.
Friday, March 21, 2014
I need to be free, I need to be me
Ok folks here we go...sitting on the toilet with McDonald's iced coffee in left hand, iPhone in right hand, elbows on quads and shitting out all the junk I ate yesterday...
I need to be like the feces coming out my butt...unleashed, free moving, and on to the next.
Thursday, March 20, 2014
It's March Madness motherfuckers
Excuse my French.
Just really excited about college basketball tournament, Spring weather, having the sunset at 7pm now not at 5:30, making more money...
Only because I'm down $6K from gambling online; yes I'm a bullshitter been bullshittin' on online sportsbetting, slots, card games, live card games with real and live female dealers, etc.
I need help. I have addictions.
I'm addicted to gambling, drugs (i.e. amphetamine, cannabis, nicotine), alcohol (beer, whiskey, vodka), sex (jerking off more than having sex with a real woman), etc.
I should keep gambling to a hobby it seems like it's becoming my full-time job.
I need to stop being a slave to addiction...
Unless I'm making millions and partying with supermodels...!!!
I need to narrow down my addictions to: making money and hanging out with supermodels (in no particular order).
OK gotta go jobhunting...insurance sales and service needs to be supplemented by an additional source of income.
Sunday, March 16, 2014
while my roommate is having a threesome, i'm hollerin' at y'all
Saturday March 15:
-I woke up from the couch (tired from pigging out, playing tennis, smoking and drinking Guinness)
-Smoked up on the rooftop
-Popped 15mg
-Showered, got gas, went to confession and Mass (take home message: NOW is the time for CHANGE)
-Came home, lit up a bowl
-Lost $1000 on Condit UFC homey who was favored and who I was foolish about; opponent who was an underdog wins by TKO strike to the
back of dude's knee
-Processed applications (today was deadline for April 1st coverage)
-Popped 15mg, woke up roommate, and got ready to go out and chase
-AV looked amazing but agreed the grease/cover would be too high; popped a 15mg and got into Sayer's Club for free
-Holla'ed at random breezies
-Popped the remaining 15mg
-Danced with random breezies
-Lost roommate; he said he was on his way to threesome at Roosevelt Hotel
-I thought I had a chance going to Couture (drank a $10 Red Bull) and Deja Vu (got a $23 lap dance by Ivy)
-Decided not to wait for 4:49am subway nor take a taxi back home; figured I'd spend more $ at strip club so I jogged/walked back home
-Drank water, smoked a bowl, now thinking about pussy but decided to write
-Great, was planning to go back to Deja Vu but they close in 12 minutes
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Happy bday Dad and Pam!
So two days ago (March 11) it was Dad's and Pam's bday...I love them so much. I know I'm at couture right now and this could be drunken club talk (okay so we had shots of Jameson and 2 Amstel Lights at Pam's...and 2 large Stellas at Staples Center for Clippers revenge game on the Dubs, a beer at old espn zone, a beer and a Jack and Coke at the club) but I really mean that I love my family. It is one of a kind so I have to rebound myself not to take it for granted and enjoy each day with them like it's my last
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Amphetamine: meet Alcohol, THC, and Nicotine
Amphetamine: I'm the best. Without me, waking up in the morning sucks.
Alcohol: I'm better. How many times did homeboy get limp dick because of you? And how many quality hours of sleep does he get? Goose gets you loose...
Nicotine: I'm the greatest! Don't you know how much tax revenue I make and you know how many people I kill?
Amphetamine: I'm legal speed...I make the world spin.
THC: I really just wanted to chill out tonight, but you guys are bullshitters and I have to educate you:
I'm all natural, statistically have way lower DUIs than Al, inhale/exhale and/or eat me and you get high and I'm not cancerous like Nic, in fact do you know how many cancer patients I help? I hate talking about money and tooting my own horn but I will continue to be legalized in more states so immabe the next billion dollar cash crop. BOOM BOOM BOOM...SORRY YOU HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IGNANT BIATCHES! I AM THE BEST! And to add a little salt on the wound, homeboy lost his virginity getting smoked out by homegirl. Or did he smoke her out...hmmmm...I get these senior moments every now and then...anyways...what was I saying...oh yeah: I'M NUMERO UNO!
Pizza sounds damn good right about now...y'all want to put in on a large combination pie and some wings?
Alcohol: Bruce, would you be kind enough to grab a Keystone Light for everyone here from the fridge? Thank you in advance!
Amphetamine: Gross. I think I need to tell homeyboy he needs to take another shit soon.
Friday, January 24, 2014
Hello World! Happy New Year!
How have you been? Hope all is well!
I am addicted to amphetamine salts...tough not to be...without it I just want to sleep and be lazy...with it I can focus on tasks and get them done...so it is what it is...!
What up...so I should be caught up with my mortgage payments once I get my Medicare commission check. And I want to make more money by selling more insurance, my friend's water Alka H2O (natural 9.5 pH from an artesian well in Puerto Rico), roommate talking about an organic energy drink, getting involved in vaping products (a billion dollar industry) and whatever comes my way.
2014 is Year of the horse. This is my year...but horoscope projection says my financials are going to be tough...real talk: when I grind and shine I will prove this wrong. Today I went to Hollywood Park Casino and played $25 blackjack in a room called Golden Horse...I won $125 in 45 min...
So that's it...I want to thank my mom and dad for my hook up (salts) and the Prius...will need a fuel efficient ride for all the driving and grinding I'll be doing...FYI I popped 60mg today...meaning it's 4:52am and I can't fall asleep...!
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